Call here again and I'll kill you.
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “YOU: THEY JUST CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER.”
Bottom Text: “CUSTOMERS: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”]
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
I WONDER IF CAS IS A CAT
I swear the writers were spying on my whole college experience. Cat penis discussions being among its most prolific moments.
This is still a thing. Everywhere. (via Phoebe North, “The Problem With Dystopian Romance”)
walking and talking like birds in the sky: Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out...
“And he will have his beverage.”
YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~
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(Source: thegingerwhomadenosense)
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About Call here again and I'll kill you.
Basically that picture folder I force everyone to see, just online.
Very little of this is my own original content. I'll probably brag loudly and capslocky when it is. I don't know where most of this shit originates, I just save it during my internet roaming.
Also, in case it isn't obvious, I'm a huge nerd.
Very little of this is my own original content. I'll probably brag loudly and capslocky when it is. I don't know where most of this shit originates, I just save it during my internet roaming.
Also, in case it isn't obvious, I'm a huge nerd.
